Top 5 things you don’t say to your wife
If you want a happy marriage stay clear of these sayings
5 I don’t want to talk right now.
This statement defines reverse psychology.
4 My job is to bring home the bacon
Suddenly you’ll find yourself with no clean laundry, cooked food and a messy bathroom.
3 We hired this woman in ….
Don’t ever talk about woman at work. If you do be prepared to recite their biography beginning from birth.
2 What do you want to eat?
This will promptly be followed by her asking you the same question in a different form.
1 You’re just like your mom!
If you want to see a woman turn into a wolverine then this will do it. Just remember to shield your face afterwards.